Eleusian Epiphanies Emporium

Welcome! This is the main page for the Always-Free-Shipping marvels that adorn the EEEmporium. The Thrift Lounge is around here somewhere, and as soon as I figure out how to link it, you can access both. (TaaDaa!!)

We are opening on January 17, 2025 for a 13-day period, but new products will be added through the first week.

All Eleusian Epiphanies Patreon subscribers receive a 10% discount on any purchase!