Eleusian Epiphanies Emporium

This is the main page for the Always-Free-Shipping marvels that adorn the EEEmporium. The Thrift Lounge is around here somewhere, and as soon as I figure out how to link it, you can access both. (TaaDaa!!)

Do keep in mind that the EEEmporium (and Thrift Lounge) are open for 11 days only! Last day to ship is November 12!

All Eleusian Epiphanies Patreon subscribers receive a 10% discount on any purchase!